Brexit negotiations have come to an impasse after engineers encountered issues reprogramming Prime Minister Theresa May. “She seemed like a good idea at the time” said lead engineer William Stanley. “What engineer wouldn’t want to build a robot prime minister. She didn’t even have to be all that great. I mean the bar was not fucking a pig in front of a crowd of people. Still perhaps going with the cheapest contractor was a bit of a mistake. Penny wise and pound foolish I suppose.”

“More like 40 billion pounds foolish” shouted another engineer. “They have her running Windows ME for fucks sake.”

Mistakes at an EU negotiation caused a large part of the problem. “She got stuck in a loop and just said no to everything.” mentioned Stanley ” I think they caught on at the end. There probably wasn’t much chance they were really offering us $1 trillion and a pony”

Efforts to remove May have proved fruitless. “We tried to have her step down so we could get a real live human in to fix this. But at this point everyone would rather just pin this on her and see what happens. At this point all our eggs are in the insanity basket. We are trying to get her to do farm animal impressions. If she does that in front of parliament I think they’ll have to get rid of her”